Chelsey Weigh In

It came, it came it finally came!!!

Let me explain.
I"m sitting on my couch, wondering what the day will hold when I see the mailman run to the door and drop off a package!
For me? I asked, and swiftly ran in greeting to the gift in cardboard. I unwrapped it with mighty spped and stoos in awe at it's prettiness. SO shiny, so glassy, so NEW!
Then I ran to the bathroom, set it on the floor, and decided to try something. I hopped on my old scale. blink...blink...blink....BAM! it showed me my weight. I hopped on my pretty shiny new thing and BAM! Immediatly I see my weight...Wait a minute. THis couldn't be right. This could NOT happen to me! SO then I jusmp from old sclae to new scale about five times and I realize...My old scale was lying to me. Not only did it never give me the same weight twice in a row (which thankfully the new scale has NEVER altered it"s original decision) but it was playing a mean trick. It was making me think I was thinner than I really was. It was trying to beguile me and gain my trust and friendship by giving me a false sense of thin-ness and security.

Old scale weight: 187
New scale weight: 192

But THAT was Monday. And after wanting to take a hammer to my new scale and throw it out the window, I decided there was only one thing to do. Beat my old sclae at it"s game. SO I worked...hard...and I ate...nothing (Not really, just was hungry ALOT)

SO my weigh in:
187.4

And while that might look like only 0.1 lb lost since last week, in reality its almost 5 pounds gone in a week!!! YAY!!!! Now I just can"t lose my momentum. Watch out Sara.